"Jon, I didn't realize that you were so against my sexual preference."
"Karyn, you're NOT a lesbian. I know you. You must have been affected by the rock or something."
"It's not the rock, Jon. Don't you think I'd know?"
"Actually, you might not."
"It doesn't matter. This is how I am. And I can't change it. I don't want to change it."
"But, it's wrong."
"You know, Jon. Maybe I should do something for YOU."
"Huh?"
She snatched the rock from him. "I wish Jon would become lovers with the first man he sees, but that both Jon and his lover would remain men. There, maybe then you'll appreciate me more."
"I can't believe you just said that!"
