Jon Crush Puny Town!

'and other times I wish he were an atomic mutant' She continued. 'sixty foot tall with two heads, six arms and a breath of red hot flame' She considered this for a moment. 'Yes' she said out loud as she clutched the stone. 'That's what I really want.' She grabed the stone tight. 'I wish my son was a hidous mutant freak, the kind of vile monstrosity that should never see the light of day lest, God come down from the heavens and smite all his creation in shame of it's very existance' She giggled. 'Wouldn't it be funny if whishes could come true?' she wondered....