As Titanic Squish gloated over her first victim, a disc flattened joker named Roger. A new voice cut threw the air, one that Jon knew well. "Hey! You can't do that to him." yelled Jon's long time friend Karyn. Anyone standing near her moved aside, out of fear and because it was the showdown kind of cliché that happens some times. "He might be a jerk and a sexist and totally had that coming, but you can't be that mean to him for a stupid joke."
"Of all the times for you to decide to be a hero." Jon whispered under his breath, having mixed feelings of his good friend possibly getting mixed up in this. But a look back at Titanic Squish and the flattened Roger in her hands, he quickly decided there was no way he was gonna stop the fun to spare Karyn from his fun. In fact, the thought of Karyn getting assaulted (heh, unintentional pun) was making Jon even more exited.
"Oh ho, so we have a brave one among us do we?" Titanic grinned, gripping Roger's flattened form tight in her hands, looking right at Karyn. "And you didn't like what I did to this loudmouth? Well, I guess you are not gonna like me doing this to him either?" And with that said she tossed Roger at her like a giant frizz bee. Karyn managed to jump out of the way as the flat projectile whooshed by and landed hard on the floor. Just as Karyn was ready to turn back and mock Titanic's bad throw, she realized it was just meant to be a distraction.
"I have something special for you, ya blond bimbo." Titanic grinned as she grabbed Karyn's long blond hair and stuffed it into the bottom of her cleavage, then reaching down into the top, she yanked hard and fast, forcing the rest of Karyn's body to fallow into the tight canyon between Titanic's breasts. Karyn let out muffled screams and groans as the process slowed the deeper she went. Eventually her flattened and shocked face became visible coming out of the top. Titanic laughed and then continued to pull until what looked like a flattened Karyn poster was hanging from her hand by it's still normal looking hair. "How did you like the tour of my cleavage blonde?" Titanic mocked the now flattened Karyn.
