Jon's mom was dressed in a micro-mini skirt a white thong (which was peeking out of her skirt) and a pink halter-top
"Oh Mom you’re like so totally hot" Jon heard himself say.
"Yeah I know I, like, picked up this outfit on the way home from Sarah's on Sunday.”
"Weird, like, Mom and probably, me, and Zoe, Mikey and Dad are friends with Sarah," Jon thought to himself.
"Umm... I can't remember why I came up here... Oh right we're going to the mall are you in?" Jon's mom asked
"Like, of course." Jon didn't remember being this excited to go to the mall since... ever.
"Well let's go, and wear something cute. There'll be guys there"
Jon's mom left Jon to get changed into something cuter. Jon really wanted to impress the guys with his hot body, he had a hard time picking what to wear finally he decided on his favorite skirt (wait he'd never seen these clothes before) and white halter top.
Jon headed downstairs to see; his family, Mom, Dad, Zoe, and Mikey, all dressed like teenaged girls, and Sarah with them.
All five had been chatting and giggling about something before they saw Jon
"Oh, Jon you look hot now let’s go," said Sarah
