Roger started to itch, he figured it was the spores, so he headed to the shower.
As he scrubbed he couldn't get his mind off of that outfit. He thought it was sexy, and no matter what he did, he couldn't think of anything else or stop from cleaning. By the time he was done, most of his body hair had fallen off, but he didn't notice at all.
He dryed off, and ran a hair through his hair, not noticing it had lightened after washing it.
He heard the door slam, and quickly dressed to see who had come home.
