All the men's shirts seemed really tacky or offensive, so Jon thought he'd make a joke out of it and picked one of the women's shirts. He picked out the largest one, still smaller than the men's but bigger around the stomach area for obvious reasons.
He thought it looked a little narrow across the shoulders, but it seemed to fit him just fine. Though at that point he did feel a little queasy and nauseous, spotting the empty hamper he opened the lid and threw up. That came on a little sudden, I wonder what it was....
