Jon, Sarah, and Karyn rushed downstairs. Jon's mom appeared to now have one leg, and two arms that seemed to belong to their neighbor, a tall, African American man named James. James, on the other hand, who was outside cutting the grass with his shirt off now possessed large, pale breasts as well as long blonde hair. Jon couldn't identify who in thei neighborhood they belonged to, but he was sure this wasn't good.
They turned on the TV to see a relatively normal woman on the screen. "It appears that the entire population of the world has randomly switched various body parts up to and including entire bodies. The cause of this occurence is still unknown. Officials have told us more will be given as more is known. This is Dan Johanson for Channel 5 News."
Just then, Jon and the rest were startled by a knock at the door.
