"W-- what is it?" said Jon, worried.
"I need to set you up with someone."
"What?"
"I have to find someone, tell them about you, and get them to go out with you. And I have to get you to cooperate with them, so you can't just agree and leave after five minutes. The only good part is that she didn't say it has to be a man or a woman. But either way, that means we can't just go hide it. Because the only way to find someone interested in you like you are is to go asking, and that means we've got to tell everyone...."
